how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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