But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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