She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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