Friend: Hey man, we're out of papers.
MacGyver smoker: All right, get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew, and some tin foil.
Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
MacGyver smoker: All right then, get me an avocado, an ice pick, and my snorkel. Trust me, bro, I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
FTW
Reliable stoners only present themselves as such to other reliable stoners. If you're not a reliable stoner you likely have a lot of reliable stoner friends who are just quiet about it. It's only the fuck ups who can't act normal / control their urges enough to get their jobs done then reward themselves properly after work. Or have a job that works well when you're high.
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