Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Is Oprah even human
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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