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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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