Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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