I just made out with a guy for $7.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He has the fingertips of a God
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