cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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