this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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