pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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