We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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