i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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