question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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