is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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