Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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