Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize