question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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