he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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