She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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