White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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