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  • 65 49
    Submitted by bamasarcasmqueen on Jul 22, 10 at 10:04pm

    That's completely badass. On a diet?

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:11am

    wait..scratch 11:09. oklahoma has three area codes. but still the point is 580 isnt just ponca city

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:01pm

    try an antsy russian quelude (sp?) with skim milk. its a white russian with a shot of espresso, a little baileys, and a little creme de la cocoa. basically chocolate milk that will get you drunk and give you energy.

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:57pm

    Pretty sure that's called an Anna Kournikova

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:54pm

    Ahaha, I've totally done that.

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:02pm

    im so amazed that this persons from the same area code as i am..hah

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:17pm

    dude it's oklahoma! no town has its own area code!!

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:09pm

    As long as their sexy female white Russians and skim milk then hell ya!

  • 76 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:12am

    This area code is for Ponca City, OK. Now I need to find who posted this....

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:49pm

    Naw, "healthy" would be vodka & water. Just sayin.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:27pm

    isn't white russians made with milk called caucasians?

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:59pm

    Skip the milk - use Bailey's pal

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:56am

    this sounds exactly like my ex went on a health beng!

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:46pm

    first time for the 580! who knew my drunkeness would finally get us on the map?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:08pm

    3 parts stoli vanilla, 1 part godiva liquer, 1 part liquor store chocolate liquer, 1 part skim milk. (optional: add chilled coffee brewed very strong, to taste) cant even taste the booze.

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:09am

    um oklahoma has two area codes..its not just ponca city..duh

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:58am

    7:01 that sounds amazing.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:24pm

    hey 9/27, chances are that you are a jackass.

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:53pm

    I just discovered this last week... nothing makes me happier than Kahlua and skim milk!! I feel so healthy when I drink!

  • 37 32
    Submitted by underoos101 on Nov 4, 11 at 12:54pm

    Boogers

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:11am

    You're all idiots,oh and did you also get a really yummy mudslide to chase down that Russian, you're cool for having a pussy drink at dinner...I'm totally a douche bag because I know who you are. HA HA HA

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:27pm

    haha my area code also. finally

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:17pm

    Ponca City should have it's own area code. However, this text was sent from the Lawton metropolis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:34 google searches still don't make you look smart

  • 47 58
    Submitted by otislotus on Sep 12, 10 at 4:34am

    No....after three, you are puking. Vodka and milk was the worst idea ever, but The Dude is still my 'role model'...not really...except for the joint in the bathtub...sooooooo relaxing. Ha.

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:53pm

    Haha, there's actually someone from my Area Code for once.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:36pm

    This is my area code

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:23pm

    91 calories per ounce of Kahlua. I'm just saying.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:58am

    this was sent to meeeeeee

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:21pm

    We always called these White Trash Russians.

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:34pm

    4:27 all White Russians are called Caucasians regardless of whether you make them with cream, milk, or in true dude fashion... non-dairy powdered creamer. The term Caucasian refers to WHITE individuals from the Caucasus Region of south western RUSSIA. Hence the WHITE RUSSIAN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 4:15pm

    Wait, I think I know who this is. Wow. If this is you, that is a sad train of thought.

  • 9 8
    Submitted by michelleh1983 on Sep 20, 13 at 5:56am

    WTF.....I sent a comment like this out a couple of years ago........and I'm 580......