I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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