hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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