It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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