I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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