Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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