I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize