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  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:52pm

    haha ive thought this. doesnt mean you're crazy, sometimes the guy is just a dick who deserves it

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:26pm

    Oh, sure, because having a child in that little scenario is a great idea. -Maybe you're a punk ass pussy with no life or anyone to love you enough to help you raise a child. Plus you're broke.. Sucks to be you!!

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:53am

    I mean, I'm laughing too.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:45am

    suckahhhhhhhh be pregnant then! i bet you'll chicken out before i do when it comes to giving birth

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:26am

    hilarious. wow, that would suck though.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:54pm

    You bitches need your heads checked- that is not normal!

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:43pm

    Im sorta hoping Im pregnant right now just to spite the asshole. The pregnant thing can easily be taken care of, but the look on his when I tell him? That will be fucking priceless. And yes, Im quite aware how fucked up in the head I am.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:50pm

    ...it's people like you that make it easy to maintain my conviction that people are not capable of behaving like humans within the structure of a relationship.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 9:07am

    I have sex with ducks

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:22pm

    Whatever rather that than have to bring the poor kid up in a broken home with someone insane/alcoholic/got knows what else as a parent. i know if i was in the same boat i'd probably abort because i don't even know where the hell i am most of the time much less be able take care of a kid. also safe sex you dicks <3

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:45am

    what the hell??? abortions arent a laughing matter

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:09pm

    Whoever sent that txt deserves a punch in the stomach and a push down the stairs.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by coolxbeans on Aug 9, 10 at 2:12pm

    damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:16am

    lets just say there are a lot of girls like this in the 913.

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 8:06pm

    Anonymous said... It would have been better without the "the pregnant thing can easily be taken care of" comment... that just makes it sad. Agreed... that's just f'ing sick and wrong

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:41am

    i've felt the same way...

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:40pm

    i dont think ur fucked up, i think its funny as hell i wish i was in the same boat right now just to spite someone. the assholes....

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:45pm

    Yoooou are a terrible person. Go die.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:57pm

    kck... keeping in classy

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:05pm

    It'd be great if you decided to have it just to spite the guy! And then when it's born BAAAAAAM! It's a different color! In your face!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:39pm

    I wish I could say I didn't think this exact same thing before.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:59pm

    these comments are funnier than the texts themselves.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:27pm

    I've thought the same thing.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:13am

    Lol if youve ever been to wyandotte county, you will not be the least bit surprised by this.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:37pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:43pm

    Sooooo funny! I haven't gone that far, but the only time I have wished an STD on myself was because I wished it on an ex, just about the same thing

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:11am

    You're wrong. I'm laughing about abortions right now.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:36pm

    To "killing babies is wrong", The only thing wrong with abortions is having one performed with a coat hanger. Sincerely, Clinic Worker

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:23am

    i really wish i knew which 913 person this was coming from. a lot of my friends would say the SAME thing....hm...must be a Kansas thing =/

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:02am

    been there, i've felt the sameee way haha and yes, the pregnant thing can easily be taken care of

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:41pm

    hahahahahahahahaha, this is the best tfln ever!

  • 35 45
    Submitted by whatnow on Sep 25, 10 at 1:16am

    Yeah I'm actually feeling the same thing right now

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:47am

    Abortions are the choice of the women or men (in more recent culture) who conceive them. Thank you Clinic Worker^

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:44pm

    It would have been better without the "the pregnant thing can easily be taken care of" comment... that just makes it sad.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:41pm

    haha i said the same and got pregnant

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 1:41pm

    WOW! I'm a woman and I would never go this far. My boyfriends ex girlfriend tried the whole "fake pregnancy" thing.......it makes women look SO stupid and SO desperate!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:42am

    Its so true thou.. i hated when my ex told me how wrong i was about being worried about being pregnant... for a split second you want it to be true to throw it in their face!!

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:41pm

    Sounds like my ex-wife

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:52pm

    seems to be the in thing here in the 913 every time i turn around another girl i graduated with is prego to keep a boy around.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:50am

    i hope you are too... and die during childbirth. stupid alimony seeking whore.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:31am

    probably not good to use a baby for revenge. there might be something immoral about it

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:30pm

    PPPFFFTT FUCK YOU BITCH

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:08am

    all you bitches are fucked up. what happened to society?!? :*(

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:13am

    I have to agree... The comments are so fucking funny. I'm laughing at abortions right now! I'm laughing at the stupid comments people are leaving. "killing babies is wrong!" Fuck that. Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed. You're one of them! Sweet! I love having sex with ducks! Bahahahahaha that was a good laugh.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:16pm

    There should be laws against chicks like this.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:56pm

    i feel the same way... right now.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 9:05pm

    Anonymous said... It would have been better without the "the pregnant thing can easily be taken care of" comment... that just makes it sad. Agreed... that's just f'ing sick and wrong Oh, sure, because having a child in that little scenario is a great idea. Besides, if you can't laugh at abortions, what can you laugh at?

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:29am

    Hahah. Way to represent for Kansas.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:30am

    there is something severly wrong with you.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Megantron on Jan 22, 10 at 12:47am

    im feelin this right now

  • 11 13
    Submitted by ifacould on Mar 28, 14 at 10:21am

    Me too

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:54pm

    Funny in a sick and twisted sense, but whomever sent this deserves a cunt punt and a falcon punch in rapid succession. I don't feel sorry for the guy though, next time check to see if the pussy is attached to a cunt before you fuck it.

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:24pm

    Ugh, just keep this shit out of the 816. Bunch of 'dot WT.

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:17pm

    Agreed. Although the only one that made me laugh out loud was when i finally came to "I have sex with ducks" b/c I was not expecting that.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:34am

    This is some fucked shit!

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:56pm

    Anonymous said... You're wrong. I'm laughing about abortions right now. May 9, 2009 9:11AM better than any text on this site.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:05pm

    May 29, 2009 4:03AM - Umm, Wow!

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:03am

    stupid cunts get killed. if i know you ill murder your ass. im a 913 and i know your games bitch.

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:43pm

    How did it end up turning out?

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:12pm

    abortions make me smile

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:50am

    so funny, i absolutely love it

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:04pm

    wow, i really think i know who that is from and to LOL!!!

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:54pm

    aww i miss you crazy kansas douche bags <3

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:15pm

    Oh, sure, because having a child in that little scenario is a great idea. The text doesn't describe any scenario.

  • 36 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:16pm

    Whoever sent that txt deserves a punch in the stomach and a push down the stairs just to make sure she's not preg.

  • 22 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:29am

    not funny. some fucking cunt said the same thing to me, so i gave her two black eyes.

  • 29 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:11am

    This is why people hate Kansas.

  • 34 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:34am

    I have SO thought the same thing as well.......

  • 28 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:32pm

    that's awful. a girl did that to my best guy friend. yay. now he's stuck with her forever just because she's selfish and to say it nicely a bitch. oh he's only 18 by the way