More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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