If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I believe in your delicious
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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