I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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