some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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