Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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