We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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