4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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