i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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