Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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