The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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