First off: Passed-out drunk peed, or ultra-heightened orgasmic rushes? One of those isn't pee. If it is real pee, just send him a card. And do his laundry this one time as well, please.
It's only weird if "Sorry I Peed on Your Bed" is written in yellow frosting. Otherwise, most cake makers (professional and amateur) have seen and written worse.
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