Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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