...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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