Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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