Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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