Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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