and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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