So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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