I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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