Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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