Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Its about making memories worth repressing
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Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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